Diary of a Lesbian Housewyfe - Diary of a Lesbian Housewyfe, #1 - E-book - ePub

This delightfully funny collection of essays includes recipes and household hints from the first twenty years of marriage for LA Bourgeois, Lesbian Housewyfe. Here you'll find: Stories of life and love with great advice like "have sex while your parents are in the house, " "coming out to the grocery bagger isn't necessary, " and "adopt an organic lifestyle to avoid mowing." Recipes including her famous "You Can't Make Me" Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookie - Guaranteed to keep you off the softball team! Tips like how to groom your best friend's dog and keep the seasoning on your cast-iron skillet What have others said?"Insightful commentary on the modern lesbian lifestyle." - No one who ever read my work"I wish Erma Bombeck was alive and a lesbian so I could read her stuff instead." - My Father"Is that food? Can I have some?" - Mack the Dog