Oxford 1020+ Dad Jokes - E-book - ePub

**Dad Jokes: Laughing Not Guaranteed**Have you heard the one about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Or what about the energizer bunny who was arrested and charged with battery? Groan no more with this cornucopia of comedic calamities known as dad jokes!This book contains over 1, 000 of the greatest (worst) knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers to ever grace a backyard BBQ.
Whether you're a seasoned jokester looking to expand your pun-ditry or a wide-eyed whipper-snapper eager to master the art of the awkward quip, this tome has everything needed to take your joke game to cringeworthy new heights. Perfect for dads, grads, or anyone who loves to make people uncomfortably chuckle at otherwise not-funny jokes.*The only gift guaranteed to make recipients regret opening it-deliciously terrible for Father's Day, white elephants, and more!**These jokes may be on porpoise, but they will definitely make you laugh."I'm so good at sleeping; I can do it with my eyes closed.""I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro.
It's a total rip-off."Q: What's the best thing about Switzerland? A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."I told my carpenter I didn't want stairs, just a ladder to climb into bed. He gave me a step latter!""Sock puppets aren't just for kids, dipstick."